Welcome

Welcome to jump-seat masterpiece, my attempt at blogging about the creative process. I've never been a huge fan of blogs (writing them, not reading them. I'm all for reading them). I'm still not convinced that anyone will care what I have to say.  I mean, this is essentially what I have in my brain at any given moment:

• running list of movies I need to add to my Nexflix queue
• how to spell "queue"
• PIN number
• lyrics to nearly every Replacements song ever written
• a Simpson's quote for every occasion
• the food markets in my area that carry Turkey Hill Peanut Butter Cup ice cream

C'mon, really. Who wants access to that? No one. Not even me. Nevertheless, I'm going to push ahead. Why? Don't know (this is the reasoning behind many of the decisions I make, by the way). Honestly, though, the chances of anyone aside from blood relations and my high school best friend reading this (and pity-commenting) is slim-to-none. And that's fine. Because, if you think about it, blogging is really just a socially acceptable form of muttering to oneself (and boy am I good at that), so I should just cork my cry-hole and start writing, fer crissake.

At any rate, I hope to come up with a few insightful pearls before this whole thing devolves into a repository for cute pictures of my dog.